Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Ammosexual security blanket.

Aww, they're so cute when they're asleep aren't they?

Personally I doubt that even that many guns is enough to calm their insecurities or quiet their fears.

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  1. Anonymous3:17 AM

    You can just see that calm that comes over him when he slides that gun barrel up his ass. WAY UP. What a man he is.oh oh oh, that one has s bayonet on the end. I think that usually comes off first, but oh well.
    You can see he's really at peace within himself when he has a piece inside himself.

    He's packin and he's packed. Ammosexuals. Ready, Fire, Aim.

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  2. Anonymous3:42 AM

    Oh for an open window and a firecracker :)

    -Oz

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    1. Anonymous4:05 AM

      Just a doorbell will do before he wets his pants and becomes a Darwin statistic.

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  3. Anonymous3:48 AM

    Is this Darren Wilson's security contingent paid for by the good and pseudo-christiany uprighteous citizens of 'the right kind' of Fergusonians?

    dowl

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  4. Anonymous4:37 AM

    such a shame that he lost his penis and doesn't know where to find it.

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  5. Beldar J Conehead4:45 AM

    Note the ballist-erotic home-defense hand grenade nestled up close to his turgid mini-glock....

    With Phase 1 of the NRA's GUNS EVERYWHERE initiative almost complete, I predict the 'constitutional right to bear high explosives" is next on their agenda. doG forbid our endless wars ever end, supplying country bumpkins (and urban bumpkins) with military grade hardware would be a nice little income stream for the weapons manufacturers waiting for the next conflagration.

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  6. Anonymous5:20 AM

    So this is what "freedumb" looks like. Brilliant.

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  7. Anonymous7:28 AM

    Dude, we GET it. You're packing because you're lacking. And man you must be seriously lacking.

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  8. Anonymous1:27 PM

    I wanted to post about this accidental killing but see you beat me to the story.

    The Uzi, loaded, goes off and the 9-year-old girl cannot control the muzzle. It flips over her head and bingo the instructor is dead.

    What a horrible thing to have happened to this girl! She will no doubt be traumatized for life.

    The article also recounted another youngster at an Uzi range who sho his own head when he could not control the Uzi.

    Do children really need training in automatic weapons of such power? What for?

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  9. Anonymous2:25 PM

    That's perverse! And it doesn't even look comfortable.

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  10. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Poor guy. He must suffer from nanopenis syndrome.

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  11. Anonymous3:23 PM

    Don't you also wonder about why parents would ever allow a child to "learn" to fire an Uzi?
    Beaglemom

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  12. Anita Winecooler4:50 PM

    Talk about overkill, the idiot's got two hands, how many guns can he use at one time?
    And people get divorced, give custody to the woman as long as they can keep their guns? WTH???

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    1. Anonymous12:16 AM

      A college educated "idiot" who collects firearms amongst other things.
      People own more than one vehicle but can only use one at a time themselves. Hmmmm sounds like your argument is lacking.

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  13. Must be a dickless wonder, that one. Brainless too. and the law ALLOWS it. WTF?

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  14. Anonymous12:11 AM

    It's interesting how everyone against guns talks about penises like having a lot of anything is a reflection of one's genitalia. By that logic everyone with next to nothing should be hung line a horse.

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  15. Anonymous12:22 AM

    I am.

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